Saturday, August 27, 2011

The text from hell.

I don't know why, but lately I feel extra fat and flabby.  Like- extra extra fat and flabby.  The scale keeps saying I weigh around the same, but my double chin keeps laughing in my face when I look in the mirror.  I'm irate about it.  I like, seriously want to cut it off.

Tonight I was talking to a friend and she has about 70 lbs to lose.  She called me to let me know she bought 3 pairs of running shoes, she started a kickboxing class, and she's also starting South Beach.  While we discussed how not to lose yourself in the rampage...I started wondering why I don't make weight loss more of a priority- especially because I know it would make me so much happier if I would just lose these last 15.  The longer they are around, the more I hate and despise them.  I've had my days where I think it's so hard and I can't do it- but I've also done it before, so I know it can be done.  Why can't I just make it a priority and stick to it?

Part of it is this depression/funk I'm in.  The new boy is kind of a douche.  Today I was at work and opened my phone to find a picture of his penis.  Why he felt the need to send it to me I will never know.  I did not ask to see that veiny, red INFLAMED looking thing.  I will never understand why men MUST show you their junk...is it a testosterone thing?  SICK.  I don't want to see that thing, seriously.  There is NOTHING in me that is like- I wonder what his penis looks like.  NOTHING.  He let me know earlier this week he would not be sending me pictures of it because he was a gentlemen, to which I let him know I had no desire to see it, so thank you.  It occurred to me today that he's obviously been itching to send that pic for several days.  I'm just turned off- it's so typical and I'm so over it.  Chalk him up as another idiot- on to another.

NEXT!
ugh.

D

11 comments:

  1. Worst. Text. Ever. What a douche canoe. Any dude who sends a picture of his johnson in a text message isn't worth your time of day.

    Blech!

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  3. I am a sicko because this made me laugh. I would probably respond with something like, nice knowing you-if you contact me again I'll be posting this picture under men seeking men on craigslist with your real number.

    I feel like a little kid with a 3 piece puzzle. I can't ever make one damn piece fit to get the results I want. I know exactly how you feel!

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  4. Oh good god - men just suck sometimes!!

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  5. For freaking real? Find a pic on the net that says "We're done" and text it back to him. I doubt it's his - his is problem shaped like and S and the size of a worm or something. GOD

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  6. I say write it on a piece of paper... and a lovely smiley face. :) I don't get why guys send them either. But for whatever reason if a man hasn't learned women by now to know we are not turned on by visual like they are.... they are idiots.

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  7. Gross. I would tell him off and ask him not to text you again.

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  8. Miss S' suggestion re: the text back to him sounds like a great idea. Really. Although, I'm thinking that Craig's List wouldn't allow the picture, so you may have to come up with an alternate place. You want your threat to be doable or he'll laugh it off.

    A little anxiety over that text would serve him right--and may give him pause the next time he inflates himself for a photo op.

    Deb

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  9. Eewwww!!!!!!!! Yep, I'd be hollering "Done now. Next!"

    You're definitely worth more than that moron. Lordy.

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  10. LOL...When I was on the dating circuit I swear I must have "send me a penis Pic" on my Match.com profile cause once we would talk and exchange numbers it was almost instantaneous. So in the event that it happens here are some come backs I have developed. Usually ceases further conversation. 1.) ha ha 2.) please stop sending me child porn. 3.)will forward to the local police. Thank you! 4.)you just reminded me why I am tempted to be a lesbian/nun.

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  11. I saw your other post was deleted. But I just wanted to let you know if any guy acts acts a fool like that DONT EVEN BOTHER with him. Your way better and yes there is such scum out there. xoxo

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